![]() ![]() ![]() Like most Alexa Riley's this was a cute and hot little read that was long on the smut. This was a cute little Valentine's Day story which - thankfully - didn't focus all that much on Valentine's Day itself or the whole Valentine's Day phenomenon, but rather, on a cookie-baking virgin and her Marine Core pen pal. I also hate receiving makes me hungry, and then irritable.after I eat the entire fucking box and now feel fat and bloated with a side of guilt and shame.Īdd in that perhaps the worst memory in my ENTIRE life took place on Valentine's Day of 1994 - and so all the heart and cupids and chocolates just remind me of THAT awesome moment - I'd rather the whole made up "take-your-chick-to-a-forced-and-overcrowded-dinner" or "force-all-the-kids-to-have-a-popularity-content-masquerading-as-Valentine's-favors" just be fucking scrapped altogether.īut, sadly, since I don't actually rule the world and can't rid the Earth of Valentine's Day - and since I know other people actually enjoy this holiday (which I understand and love for them) - at least I have Alexa Riley to get me through. ![]() are pretty much par for the "Val Course" of life.ĭon't get me wrong, I am a very happy person.I just personally adhere to the "realistic life expectations" philosophy. It's pretty huge, so hopefully we can still look each other in the eye after this.ĭespite the fact that "Meh" and the accompanying body language (seen below). ![]()
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